Showing posts with label pick up lines. Show all posts
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Sunday, February 3, 2008

1st Lesson

The 1st lesson on Picking up Women




  • Forget about everything you know about picking up women (if you are knew to this). That mean none of that "If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning". Does someone smell nachos because that was cheesey.

  • You need to get over bieng nervous in front of a beautiful woman. You need to know how to talk clearly and correctly. Which means when you say "Hello, how are you?", you don't sound like " Ello, howarre ou". That sounds retarded right? If you need to, stand in front of a mirror and practice your vowels and pronouncing sentences.

  • You cannot limit yourself. Which means don't think things like, "What if she's judging me or if she rejects me. I can be publically embarrassed". SHUT UP, WUSS! Most people are raised to be polite. That means if she doesn't want to talk to you, she will make a polite excuss like, "I have to go use the bathroom, but it was nice talking to you". So chill out.



  • What i want you to do is have a small conversation with 20 strangers. Not only that, but record three facial features in a notebook. Facial features like color of eyes, size of ears, how big their lips are, etc.


  • This exercise works on eliminating shyness, focusing on the person you are talking to (Muy importante), and confrontation skills.
Look at this video. You can be picking up these type of women



  • If you are not completely satisfied with your body (Chubby), look at some health e-books. they pack alot of information. They range of $15-$200 an e-book. I know what you thinking, "Hell to the No". These books are a one time fee. Also, what is $200 to meeting any woman you want, and getting there phone numbers. I can teach you enough to even get one in the bed soon for all you virgins.


  1. This is a good one. You can lose up to 10 pounds in 11 days. I know i got you excited on that one. It is call Fatloss4idiots.



  1. Now here is one for getting ripped abs. The 2nd favorite muscle or muscles of a male anatomy is his Abdominal region. We all know what the favorite muscles. It is called The truth about ABs.




  1. This one is for people who want to get ripped. this is called No Nonsense Muscle Building, Skinny Guy's Secret to Insane Muscle Gain.



  1. This last one has everything. Health, Excerise, and Supplement information. It is called Advanced Fat Loss, Bodybuilding & Supplement Secrets.




  • Remember: You do not have to look at them. These are just if you are not satisfied with yourself. I will post another lesson almost every week if people look at this post enough.

  • Consider yourself lucky I'm even telling you this information. Disrespect me and I'll stop posting.